What: Self-released debut full-length CD of slam/death metal.
Where: Long Island, NY
Why: Former members of The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon carry on the NY slam-death tradition of sick riffs mixed with horror samples.
[The Radness Average (or star rating) is derived from assigning each song a number of stars based on a 1-5 scale, then adding the total number of stars, and then dividing that number of total stars by the number of songs on the record. A Radness Average of 4.0 or higher indicates a good or great record. A Radness Average of 2.0 or less indicates pure crap. Everything else is in the middle somewhere.]
Heisenberg - Heisenberg - self-released
1. Plecostomus Prime -- *****
2. Meth Shots -- *****
3. Explosive Innards -- ****
4. Glory Hole Confession Session -- *****
5. The Pantera Factor -- *****
6. Black Metal Joe - ****
7. Razorblade Enema -- ****
8. Fulminated Mercury -- *****
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