Slayer's tour rider from Fun Fun Fun Fest

Here's a quick, fun post to brighten your Tuesday afternoon. Here is a picture of Slayer's ridiculous tour rider. Click on the image for a larger view. I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt and assuming that the obviously ridiculous items are jokes. Post your thoughts on the No Funeral funkbook page. Go see Slayer at this year's Fun Fun Fun Fest.

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